Friends don\'t let friends take home ugly men.
Women\'s restroom, Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE:
Remember, it\'s not, \"How high are you?\" it\'s \"Hi, how are you?\"
Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia:
No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.
Men\'s room, Linda\'s Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, N. Carolina:
A Woman\'s Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you\'re going to have trouble with it.
Women\'s restroom, Dick\'s Last Resort, Dallas, Texas:
Express Lane: Five beers or less.
Sign over one of the urinals, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA:
You\'re too good for him.
Sign over mirror Women\'s room, Ed Debevic’s, Beverly Hills, CA:
No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men\'s room, Ed Debevic\'s, Beverly Hills, CA:
The best way to a man\'s heart is to saw his breast plate open.
Women\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL (a few years ago):
If you voted for Clinton in the last election, you can\'t take a dump here. Your asshole is in Washington.
Men\'s room Outback Steakhouse, Tacoma, Washington:
Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, North Carolina:
If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let\'s all get wasted together and have the time of our lives.
Armand\'s Pizza, Washington, D.C.:
Don\'t trust anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesn\'t die.
Men\'s restroom, Murphy\'s, Champaign, IL:
What are you looking up on the wall for? The joke is in your hands.