A police officer was patrolling his neighborhood late one night when he looked down an alley and saw two women who were obviously very drunk. They were stumbling and fumbling and laughing loudly. The police officer drove into the alley thinking he was going to bust some girls for consumption, but when he pulled up to them, he saw that they were nuns! Completely astonished, he said, \'Sisters, may I ask what you are doing out this late at night?\' One of the nuns responded, \'Son, we\'re helping Mother Superior.\' The officer was amazed. \'How in God\'s name is getting plowed out of your mind going to help Mother Superior?\' The other nun said, \'she\'s constipated, and when she sees us, she\'s going to shit!\'