A guy bought a brand new car stereo, top of the line, brand new technology. When he said Rock, the radio would turn to a rock station. When he said Classical, the radio would turn to a classical station. When he said Country, the radio would turn to a country station and so and so on. One day he was driving down the road listening to some rock when some kids jumped in front of him. He slammed on his brakes and yelled "FUCKING KIDS" and sure enough Michael Jackson started playing on the radio.