A man walks into a bar looking for a hot girl to take home for one night. He figures he'd go and sit over by a group of sexy women. The man introduces himself to the women and they are all over him. He tells them that he can only choose two girls to leave with. He can't decide who to pick, so he decides to have the women compete in a kissing contest. The girls are all excited and the contest begins. The 1st girl walks up to him and kisses him. she was pretty good he thought to himself. the next girl walks up and she is all tongue. wow he thinks. he decided to just sit there with his eyes closed. the next one walks up and boy are they good. he says with his eyes still closed. the last two girls are the ones that are coming home with me. he looks up and the last one that was the best, quickly kisses him with all tongue and is all over him. he looks up and to his surprise it's a guy. ah what the hell he is damn fine!