A jew, a christian, and George Bush walk into a bar.

an earthquake starts

The jew says "Please god save me!!"and in turn god saves him

the christian says "O help me god!!"and in turn god saves him

But George doesnt have time so he slips into hell

the devil says "do you want to roast or boil?"

George says "Neither! OK OK if you spare my life i'll send america into poverty like my dad did!!"

The devil says "OK but sell me your soul first!!", he does and is sent back

AND THAT is why america is having problems
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