Little Johnny asks his mother where his father is. She says, "I think he just went upstairs to take a shower." Johnny says,"OK", and he runs upstairs to talk to his father. Upon seeing his father naked, he forgot all about what he wanted to say to him and instead he points to his fathers testicles and says, "Dad, what are those?" His father replies, "Well, those are my fuzzy peaches, son." Johnny asks, "Why don't I have fuzzy peaches?" His father replies, "Don't worry,when you get a little older you will." Johnny says, "Ok,Dad,i'll see you later." Quickly, before Johnny could leave, his father says, "Listen son, no need to tell your mother about our little talk. She might not understand." Johnny says,"Ok, dad, I won't", then he runs downstairs to the kitchen where his mother is and says, "Mom, guess what? Dad just showed me his fuzzy peaches! "Oh really?", she replies. "Well did he show you the dead branch they're hanging off of, too?"