Two men in the forest, trying to be expert hikers, sat down to eat a sandwich while studying a map. Obviously completely lost and baffled to there whereabouts, they didn't realize a rather large snake was about to crawl up the trousers of one of them. Quick quick, says the man, something long has gone up my trousers and I'm thinking its a snake. Stay calm, I'm an expert on that, says the other, I'll consult my manual. Quick then, says the other man panicking. xx$%"@ says the man, I'ts bitten me right on the tip of my penis aaarrrgghhhh. Did you get the color of the snake says his friend. Yes he replies black and red, look there it goes. Looking in the book of that particular snake it reads "Suck out venom by placing you're lips over....... What does the book say,what does the book say? asks the panic stricken man You...... are..... going...... to..... die replies his friend!!