"Dad... Dad... what are thoes doggies doing?", says young John curiously. "Making a puppy", replies the embarrassed parent. "Right then", says little Johnny. A couple of days passed when the young man walks straight in to his parents room one Sunday morning as they were up to the usual on Sunday... "What are you doing to Mummy?", says John..." "Making a little brother for you to keep.", replies his father... "Now please go downstairs." "Ok", says Johnny, "but turn her over, I want a puppy!!"