An elderly couple both suffering from short memory were sitting in their backyard garden admiring the glow of the new morning. After sitting for a while, the elderly woman asked, 'What can I get you for breakfast dear?' Her husband replied, 'I would like... oh, don't worry, your memory is bad I'll get it myself.' 'No, no, no I insist. My memory is FINE.' Not in the mood to argue on such a glorious day, the elderly man said 'Oh very well. I'll have two peices of toast and a coffe white with one.' The woman stood their for a while muttering the order over and over. 'Are you SURE you'll remember? It's simple, TWO peices of toast and a coffee WHITE WITH ONE, ok?' The elderly woman said 'Of coarse I can remember such a simple thing. Twoo peices of.. toast and a tea, no sorry, a coffe white with one. See?' The man simply sighed and said Thank you. Half an hour later, the elderly woman returns with a bowl of cereal. 'I KNEW IT!!' the elderly man bloated. 'I told you you'd forget! How hard is it to remember such a simple order like bacon and eggs!'