Two Irish fishermen are out fishing when their boat starts to sink. They get into their dory and after a few days of drifting on the sea, one of them sees an old lamp in the bottom of the dory. He thinks to himself, what the heck maybe I will be lucky, so he rubs the old lamp. A genie appears and tells him that he can grant him only one wish then he will disappear. The Irishman thinks for a moment then says make the ocean into the finest beer in the world. Poof, it happens and the genie vanishes. The Irishman tries the beer and it is the best he has ever tasted. Try it he says to his fellow Irishman. Well, it is very good, but look at the mess we're in, now we have to pee in the boat!