One day a man, obviously somewhat of a hill billy, came to see a doctor. When the man came in to the doctors office, the doctor asked 'What seems to be the problem'? The man, somewhat frustrated said 'I have eight youngins, no job and no insurance'. 'Every time I have a little bit to drink it seems I end up having anouther kid'! 'Is there any thing you can do so I won't have any more kids'? The man asked. The doctor replied 'When you go home tonight light a m-80, put it in a bottle and count to ten using your fingers'. when the man went home, he decided to do what the doctor suggested, even though he did not think it was going to work. The man got the m-80, put in the bottle, put it up to his ear, he began counting, '1...2...3...4....5....', after rinning out of fingers he put the bottle between his legs and continues, '6.....7.....8.....9.....'booom!!. Needless to say the man never had any 'youngins' no more.