A cowboy is sitting in a bar and a woman sits next to him and says are you a real cowbow and he says well I get up in the mornin and feed the stock I ride a horse I mend fences and herd cattle I beleive I am a real cowboy. then the cowboy asks the woman what are you and she replies well im a lesbian I get up in the morning and think about women I when I sleep I dream about women and when I want to have sex I want to have sex with women after a few minutes the woman leaves and a couple comes in and sits next to the cowboy and asks are you a real cowbow and he says I thought I was but now I think Im a lesbian?