One day there were two ladies standing on a street corner smoking, one was a blonde. Then it started to rain, so the first lady pulled out a condom, snipped off the end, and put it over her cigarette so it wouldn't burn out. The blonde asked 'whats that?', then the first lady said 'it's a condom' then the blode asked where she could get some and the first lady told the blonde that she could get them at the drugstore. So the next day the blonde went to the drugstore and asked the guy at the counter if they had any condoms. The guy said sure, what size do you want? Then the blonde said 'big enough to fit a Camel' (camel cigarette of course)