A man goes into his house to see if his wife is home. He walks through the door and hears his wife panting and yelling. He runs in to see if his wife is OK. The man says to his wife 'Are you OK'. His wife says I am having a heart attack. So the man decides to get on the phone and ring the hospital but before he does his son runs to his father and says. 'Hey Dad Uncle Ted is over and he was in Mum's room naked'. The man says 'Where is he now' His son says 'He's in Mum's closet' So the man opens the closet and see's his brother naked The man says to him 'You bastard!' How dare you stand in the closet naked scaring my child and standing in the closet while my wife is having a heartattack.