Talking to her about computer hardware, I make my mother board.

On a farm, a horse and some pigs could be neigh-boars.

The people stand up for royalty. The queen sits down for royal tea.

Astronauts work in a nice atmosphere.

Pocket tape recorders were invented for those who like small talk.

A bride-to-be got a hoarse throat walking in the rain to her bridal shower.

A lovely lady who lost her watch became a timeless beauty.

It's better to love a short girl than not a tall.

A woman who became queen considered it her crowning achievement.

A computer program attached to an electric chair would have to have its execution checked carefully.

Buying a cheap mouse could leave you with a squeak and a sad tale.

Old presidents never die, they just keep going through their cabinets.

She was listening for a Russell while walking through the trees.

What's a woman getting married in a big church thinking about? Aisle, alter, hymn.