There are these three friends who get together to have a few drinks.

They talk about the night before when they decide to get drunk and find out who would do the stupidest stuff after they left the bar.

The first guys says, 'I was so drunk when I got home I stepped in the door and blew chunks.'

The second guy says, 'Well all I did was drive my new BMW into a telephone poll on the way home.'

The third guy says, 'You guys think that is bad? I went home got into a huge fight wth my wife, knocked over a candle, and burnt the house down.'

All the guys chuckle for a bit. Then they try to decide who did the stupidest thing.

The first says, 'I don't think you guys understand. Chunks is my DOG!