A man finds a magic lamp, rubs it, and out comes a Genie. The Genie gives the man 3 wishes, but adds the warning that whatever he wishes for goes twice for lawyers, since the previous man who possessed the lamp was a lawyer.

'I wish to have 10 million dollars,' the man says. The Genie grants his wish and gives double the amount to all lawyers.

'I wish for a loving, sexy, beautiful woman who is eternally devoted to me.' The Genie grants his wish and gives two such woman to all lawyers.

After some pause the man begins to smile. Intrigued, the Genie asks, 'What is your final wish, my Master.'

The man replied, 'I wish to donate a kidney.'