A man lost both his ears in a very serious automobile accident but as a result received a large insurance settlement. After some period of time he realized that he needed an assistant to help him manage his money.

He decided to interview several candidates.

The first candidate was very impressive and answered all the questions satisfactorily. The interviewer then posed one final questions, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?'

'Well, yes,' the candidate replied. 'You don't have any ears.' The interviewer was outraged as he was very sensitive about his lack of ears and dismissed the candidate.

The second candidate was a very attractive woman who also answered all the questions satisfactorily. Again the interviewer posed one final questions, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?'

'Well, yes,' the woman replied. 'You don't have any ears.' The angry interviewer dismissed her immediately.

The third and final candidate was shown in. He too, answered all questions correctly. Finally the interviewer asked him, 'Do you notice anything unusual about me?'

The candidate replied, 'I notice you're wearing contact lenses.' The interviewer was delighted.

'How insightful. How did you happen to notice I was wearing contacts?'

'Well, you couldn't be wearing glasses, you don't have any ears.'