After many long and fruitful years, ex-President George Bush dies and goes to Heaven.

Within the first few months of eternity, he finds Moses walking the streets of gold. Thinking to himself: 'It would be interesting to compare notes, head-of-state to head-of-state.' he approaches Moses.

Moses sees him coming, turns white and runs the other way!

Puzzled by this reaction, George goes on his way in paradise.

A few hundred years pass, and George again sees Moses walking the streets of Gold. This time he is able to stand right beside Moses before Moses notices him.

George asks: 'Why did you run away from me the first time we saw each other? All I wanted to do was discuss the aspects of being head-of-state with you.'

Moses replies: 'Well, the last time I spoke to a 'Bush', I wound up spending 40 years in the wilderness!'