This lady walks into a bar. She says to the bartender 'Bartunner, give me a martunny.' So he gives her one. She drinks that down and ask for another. He gives her one and she drinks that one. Well, about an hour later she sittin' there and she says 'Bartunner, boy do I have heart burn.' By then he's getting fed up with her. 'Lady, first of all it's not a martunny, it's a martini. I'm not bartunner, I'm bartender. And you don't have heartburn. Your boob is in the ashtray!'