There were three guys that got lost in the Pacific Ocean. Fortunately they landed on a small island...but they met a cannibal tribe.

The three guys were: one brazilian, one american and one portuguese.

At that time, the men of the tribe said: Today we are quite angry. We`re gonna make boat with your skin!!!, but if you ask for us something we can't bring, you are free!

The american asked for the Statue of Liberty..in a few minutes there was the Statue of Liberty ; they cut off the american's skin.

The Brazilian asked for the head of the president of Brazil...they brought the head and killed the Brazilian , making boat with his skin too.

When the Portuguese spoke, he asked for a fork, just a small and stupid fork...nothing special... A fork? replied the people. -Yes! Just a fork. .When they brought the fork, the Portuguese picked the fork up and started making holes on his skin saying... 'Nobody is gonna make boat with my skin!'