This guy walks into a bar and sits down. Then he pulls a little piano, stool, and a little man out of his coat and sets them down on the counter. Amazingly, the little man bows and begins to play the piano. A drunk sitting next to him asked, \" how did you get that?\" The man looked around wearily and said, \"Well I found this magic lamp, and I rubbed it and made a wish.\" \"Can I try?\" asked the drunk. The man grunte and slid over the lamp.
A split second later, a million ducks start flying around the room. \"Ducks!!\" yelled the drunk. \" I wished for a million bucks!\" The man sighed and said, \"You really think I wished for a 12 inch pianist?\"