3 GUYS TALKING ABOUT WHAT THEY GAVE THEIR WIVES FOR CHRISTMAS. 1ST GUY SAYS \"\'I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 85 IN 60 SECONDS.\' \'WHAT WAS IT?\' THE OTHER 2 ASK. \'A JAGUAR! SHE WAS VERY HAPPY WITH IT!\' THE 2ND GUY SAYS \'I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 120 IN 30 SECONDS\'. \'WHAT WAS THAT?\' THEY ASK. \'A PORSCHE. SHE COULDN\'T STOP KISSING ME. SHE WAS SO THRILLED!\' THE 3RD GUY FINALLY SAYS \'YEH, WELL I GOT MY WIFE SOMETHING THAT GOES FROM 0 TO 250 IN 3 SECONDS, BUT SHE\'S REALLY PISSED OFF AT ME & THREW ME OUT OF THE HOUSE!\' THE OTHER 2 GUYS ASK HIM \'WHY? WHAT WAS IT?\' \'A BATHROOM SCALE\' HE ANSWERS.