A woman was walking along the beach when she spied a bottle in the sand. Curious, she picked it up, rubbing the side to remove the sand from the old bottle. Immediately a genie emerged from the bottle.

\"Greetings\" said the genie \"you may have three wishes, but you must know that my contract was written by lawyers, so as a result, whatever you wish for, every lawyer in the world gets double what you get.\"

So the woman had to think about what to wish for.

\"Easy. For my first wish, I wish for a million dollars!\"

*poof* \"Your wish is my command\" said the genie, \"you have a millioin dollars and every lawyer has 2 million!\"

\"For my second wish, I wish for a lambourgini\"

*poof* \"you have it, and every lawyer has 2 of them!\" smiled the genie.

\"And for my third wish\" the woman mused, \"well I was thinking of donating a lung....\"