After many years of marraige, a wife went to her husband and said that she would like to have breast enlargement surgery. The husband disagreed with using their hard earned money for something he thought of as frivolous, so he offered an alternative method:

\"Several times a day, go into the bathroom, take some sheets of toilet paper off the roll, and rub them between your breasts. Over time, they will become naturally larger!\"

She thought about it for a second, then asked \"Will that work?\"

He replied, \"It worked for your ass, didn\'t it?\"