A man walks in to a bar and ask for a guiness and looks over the bar and see\'s a competition poster saying if you make my horse laugh ill give you £100 the man askes the bartender if he could try to make his horse laugh the bartender replys \"of course you can but i warn you no-one has been sucessfull \"so the man walks out the back over to the horse and bartender hears his horse laughing the man then man walks back into the bar and the bartender in amazment says \"how the hell did you do that\" the man says i told him my cock was bigger than his the bartender then says ill give you £200 if you can make my horse cry the man replys \"ok il have a go\" the man walks out the back again then the bartender hears his horse crying and the bartender once again in amazment says \"how the hell did you do that\" and the man replys \"you know i said my cock was bigger than his well i showed him\".