Well, once I died, I walked up to the gate, which Saint Peter was on duty of at the time. Now I went up and asked \"Peter, what must I do to get into Heaven?\"

\"Well, sir, you must take a piece of chalk and climb up that ladder there, at the top, right every sin your have ever done on the board.\" He said, pointing to the pieces of chalk as tall as a tree, and as wide.

\"Thank you.\" With that, I picked up the chalk, and started up, about half way up, I bumped into my brother, who was on his way down.

\"Sorry bro,\" he said on his way down, \"going back to get my 7777th piece of chalk!\"

I just mumbled and ducked my head, embarresed.