This man got a parrot. The parrot was obnoxious, rude, and full of profanity. He spent weeks and weeks trying to teach the bird to speak in more gentle terms.
One day he\'d had enough. He grabbed the bird and shook it - hard! The bird just screamed a totally unacceptable word at him. He flung the parrot in the freezer for a few minutes to \'cool off\'.
At first, the parrot screamed and swore, then, suddenly, he got quiet. The man began to worry, thinking something had happened to the parrot. He opened the freezer door.
The parrot came out and said, \"I am here to apologize profusely for my unacceptable language and swear that in the future I will speak in a more genteel manner.\"
The man was just about to ask the parrot what had changed his mind when the parrot said, \"And what did the turkey DO?\"
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