10. You ticked him off once and your next
phone bill was $20,000+

9. He\'s won the Publisher\'s Clearing House
sweepstakes three years running.

8. When asked for his phone number,
he gives it in hex.

7. Seems strangely calm whenever the office
LAN goes down.

6. Somehow he/she gets HBO on his PC at work.

5. Mumbled, \"Oh, puh-leeez\" 95 times during
the movie \"The Net\".

4. Massive RRSP contribution made in
half-cent increments.

3. Video dating profile lists
\"public-key encryption\"
among turn-ons.

2. When his computer starts up, you hear,
\"Good Morning, Mr. President.\"

1. You hear him murmur,
\"Let\'s see you use that Visa card now,
jerk.\"