There were 2 priests hunting in the woods. The first priest saw a deer
and shot.
\"Damn I missed\" said the priest.
\"You shouldn\'t say those words or God will strike you with a bolt of
lightning.\" said the second priest.
\"I know\" said the first priest.

They started off again and the first priest saw another deer and shot.
\"Damn i missed.\" said the priest.
\"I already told you not to say those words. God is gonna strike you
with a bolt of lighning.\" said the second priest.
\"I know i know\'\' said the first priest.

The first priest saw another deer and shot.
\"damn i missed\" said the priest.
\"I am not gonna tell you again. Stop saying those words or God will
strike you with a bolt of lightning\" said the second priest.
\"Stop saying that. It is not gonna really happen.\" said the first priest.

They started walking and a bolt of lightning came down and struck the
second priest. All of a sudden you here a deep voice,
\"DAMN I MISSED!\"